Dad: We want two kids meals with chicken nuggets, a number 6 large size and ... that's all.
McDonald's worker: Okay your total comes to $14.39
Kid: Dad I want an ice cream cone.
D: You can't have an ice cream cone.
K:Yes I can, you just have to buy it.
D: I don't want to buy it.
K: Aren't you supposed to make your kids happy? All I want is an ice cream cone.
D: Not today.
K: ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM!!!
D: You know what happens to kids that eat ice cream? They get fat,
K: You eat ice cream all the time. So you are fat!
D: Your not getting ice cream.
K: I'll start to cry right now!
D: Your like that girl off of Willy Wonka . "I want it now Daddy!!"
K: At least her Dad gives her what she wants!
D: Oh my word! Okay fine. FINE!!! Can we get a vanilla ice cream cone as well. Here now eat it.
K: I wanted chocolate.
The End :)